glamsoda: fakefuckery: novazembla: shakepaper: hoaxzine: via (slightlyamusing) Disciplinary power.  JESUSYou sound just like your mother They forgot “THE SECRET STEAMY PLACE HE DOESN’T KNOW HE WANTS YOU TO TOUCH!!!” i.e. his butthole. In. Every. Single. Issue. Of. Cosmo. Ever.

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Disciplinary power. 

JESUS
You sound just like your mother

They forgot “THE SECRET STEAMY PLACE HE DOESN’T KNOW HE WANTS YOU TO TOUCH!!!”

i.e. his butthole.

In. Every. Single. Issue. Of. Cosmo. Ever.

1 year ago
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